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The $5 million Wang

December 22nd, 2008 Trance Leave a comment Go to comments

The New York Yankees just spent $5 million on an organ vital to its success and happiness: it’s Wang.

The Yankees Wang doesn’t do much scoring but is always in control of the balls during gameplay. And sadly, New York’s Wang was shelved after it was asked to perform 15 times last season. But with rest, some reworking and $5 million, the Wang will be back to work in the Bronx come April.

That’s when the Wangisms and Wangasims will resume.

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  1. December 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 | #1

    LMAO! That’s great work, man. Nice piece haha.

  2. December 23rd, 2008 at 11:27 | #2
  3. December 23rd, 2008 at 14:36 | #3
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