Sometimes throughout his career, people made fun of Mike Tyson and called him Tyson Chicken.

He may have taken the pun a little too seriously.

The former boxer has ballooned recently and could probably have his way with your children, with a greater pace now than ever before. In fact, it looks like he may have a baby or two, along with a couple of ears, digesting in his stomach at the moment.

Introducing, Mr. Chow.