Unlike most news outlets and Web sites, we’ve saved our obligatory 2008 year in review for the last day of 2008. Here’s our Top 10 stories of the year that was:

1. Shaq calls himself the “Black Michael Phelps”
2. David Hasselhoff, now no longer an Arizona football virgin
3. Somebody asked Pete Carroll who has the largest penis in the Pac-10
4. Maurice Evans got married, bridesmaids were totally freaks in the sheets
5. Some Facebook tool dropped the N-bomb on O.J. Mayo’s profile page
6. The Fat Coaches Association enshrined its newest member
7. We discovered that the BCS nerds have some Boomer Sooner bias
8. Robin Lopez became one very, very interesting guy
9. We made our own list of party schools, much to the dissatisfaction of our loyal readers
10. Barry Bonds’ (very young) daughter loves her vodka