Not that we want to picture any other dude naked, but read the following from Dallas Morning News, and add in your own underlined parts, remembering that Tony Romo was NAKED at the time. Let’s play a quick game of MadLibs.

Tony Romo’s three turnovers were momentarily meaningless Sunday night when players started yelling in the shower after the quarterback collapsed from a body part injury.

Athletic trainer Jim Maurer and his staff rushed into the shower as the locker room came to a near standstill. A stretcher was wheeled in, but Romo was eventually helped to his body part and taken into the vegetable room.

As someone who was standing there watching this whole scene unfold, I can tell you the players were emotion. They didn’t know what to do. Deon Anderson went out running for emergency help, but Maurer and associate athletic trainer Britt Brown were all over it.

Adam Jones, of all people, was standing there exercise, verb me, another reporter and a TV camera man to get back. Let me tell you, verb into the shower was the last place we needed to be at that moment. Jerry Jones’ personal security chief, Roosevelt Riley, came out to push everybody back and an equipment staff member grabbed all of Romo’s body part you have two of and headed to the training room.

When asked later what happened, Romo said, “Um, you know, I was just a little verb up, I guess.”