We apologize for the lack of content over the past couple days. Here’s enough fresh meat to satisfy your hunger:

• Crossing a double yellow line isn’t the smartest idea after a few brews. Not that Florida’s Stephen Locke cares. [College Baseball Blog]
• Funny read: A day in the life of Erin Andrews. [Kornheiser's Cartel]
  Excerpt: 3:23 a.m.- I get woken up by Kirk Herbstreit wearing a Tebow jersey (Big Ten Boyz Luv Southern Belles). I’m instantly horny.
• The most valuable franchises in sport (they do that whole drop-the-s-on-sports thing overseas. Hence, we call it sport) [Moondog]
• When we think tailgating food, the first thing that always comes to mind is naked chicks with bacon on their private parts. [InGameNow]