Michael Phelps: A hit to the bong = a hit to the wallet
Since the photo of King of the Pool, Michael Phelps, inhaling from a bong made its rounds on the universal level, he has been suspended for three months by USA Swimming.
On top of that, he got dropped from Kellogs, which seems kind of ironic because when you’ve got the munchies, a bowl of Frosted Flakes could be GRRREAT! Word on the street is that he may soon lose his sponsorship with Subway, too.
In the meantime, Phelps could restore the money lost with a couple new projects: He could rap a few songs on Afroman’s newest CD, and play a major role in a new Cheech & Chong movie.
Michael Phelps is an American Hero. He stood tall and made America proud at the Beijing Olympics. This is how America treats its heroes, we forget all of the hard work Michael Phelps did to achieve his task, we forget the pride we felt with the each gold medal, we forget how Phelps helped America to be competitive against a Chinese when they planned on winning all of the gold’s, we forget all of those things and hang a man for smoking a glass pipe at a college party. It is time that we as a country stand up for the rights of the individual, it’s time we stand together with our neighbors and take collective control of our destinies. Write a congressman or a senator any of them; Imagine the weight of millions of emails calling for a change in policy. In this moment in America anything is possible just Google the email address of your representative and send him or her short email. It will take 10 minutes but then you have taken responsibility for change. A senator considers each email as representative of 2 thousand voters.
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