Ahh, so that’s how David Beckham scored a former Spice Girl, Victoria.

Without his permission, Beckham’s image was shown on a Beijing commercial to promote a medicine similar to Viagra with a Chinese voiceover saying: “You want to know how I keep myself hard on the pitch? The American medicine … is of great help. And it is also my secret weapon with Victoria.”

Apparently the commercial has also used Kenau Keeves and Sean Connery to promote the same message, begging the real question to floppy-donged Chinese male: This pill really isn’t gonna help me get laid, is it?