Just when you thought Dennis Rodman was more obsolete than Sarah Palin’s beliefs about politics, the former NBA player showed up in Miami last week just to make sure we all knew s/he still existed. And man did s/he stand out.

Rodman showed up to Miami’s Rock Fashion Week wearing the princess attire only a mother could be proud of.

Oh, yeah. Dude’s 48 years old, too.

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