Wanna know everything you already don’t know about Bengals’ receiver Chad Ochocino? If you have an iPhone or an iPod Touch, now you can, for just $4.99.

Per ESPN:

For $4.99, Ochocinco fans can follow his daily exploits in photos, videos and tweets. They can ask his advice on dating or anything else, send their own photos for posting, and track where he is each day when he’s on the road.

All Ochocinco, all the time.

“If you can’t fly here to chill with me you can with this app,” Ochocinco informed fans through a post on his Twitter account.

There’s no word yet if the app will be in English or in numerically-incorrect Spanish.