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Introducing the Nike Air Vick: Just Chew It!

October 2nd, 2009 Trance 1 comment

This is our new favorite Nike product, from the endorsed Michael Vick line. We would definitely buy these new kicks if they had Vick’s face on them.

Hat tip to NESW Sports

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Europe’s GQ ignorant about Michael Vick situation

July 28th, 2009 Trance 2 comments

Vick Indicted FootballDon’t even get us started about Michael Vick. We wish we could release The Beast from The Sandlot on Vick for what he did to so many poor innocent dogs.

But Europe’s GQ branch doesn’t see that. They didn’t receive the media blast Americans did around the time when Vick’s Virgina house was raided and all the evidence was found. Quite frankly, GQ UK doesn’t even know who Michael Vick is.

On the Day Vick was cleared to participate in the NFL’s preseason, GQ UK wrote, “Apparently, Mr Vick’s conviction reflects unfavourably on the league as a whole.” Uhh, you think?

The article goes on to cite a decade-old study that states that about 20 percent of NFL players commit crimes, and it even drew a comparison to the recently slain Steve McNair. Apparently dogs aren’t of the same commodity in Europe as they are in America. Apparently, in Europe, dogs are not man’s best friend, ignorance is.

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UFL wants Vick, but has competition

July 6th, 2009 Trance No comments

michael-vick-guiltyThe United Football League could feature Michael Vick the Dick as one of its players when the league starts up in October.

“One of the things that is important in our premiere season is to showcase the quality of talent and the coaches, and to be able to show outstanding players who find themselves in this quagmire the NFL creates,” said Michael Huyghue, commissioner of the four-team league. “Michael Vick might be that kind of player because he is … a phenomenal talent, but he needs transitioning back into the NFL.”

But the UFL will have to fight for Vick’s services. Vick’s prison football team wants him back as well. And the Brass Knuckle Company wants to use Vick to try its new products on.

It’s going to be a free agent battle royal this summer. We hope it gets brutal.

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Who’s the Hottest College in America?

December 27th, 2008 Reezy 2 comments

Welcome to the sexiest reality search for our nation’s hottest university.

Red Cup Media’s brand-new addition, Hottest College in America.com, is out to search for the hottest university in the nation.

Only you have the power to represent and submit real, candid photos of the hottest girls from your school. It’s entirely user-based, giving you the power to rate America’s sexiest co-eds.

Here are the current Top 10 ladies so far:

Obama, Vick brothas?

December 18th, 2008 Trance No comments
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Yeah, it could be a stretch, but maybe, just maybe U.S. president-elect Barack Obama and fucked-up QB Michael Vick are bros. This isn’t a race thing, it’s a timing thing.

Vick could be out of federal prison and moved into a nut house by Jan. 20.

Not pointing any fingers here, but Jan. 20 is a pretty big day for one other reason and one reason only.

Just saying.

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The sports world is thankful for . . .

November 26th, 2008 Trance No comments

New England is thankful for:

  • Its new MVP, Dustin Pedroia
  • Manny being Manny somewhere else
  • The fact that at least Tom Brady has a really hot girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen

Atlanta is thankful for:

  • The fact that they don’t have to put up with Michael Vick’s bullshit anymore
  • Matt Ryan’s love of dogs
  • Brian McCann not being a fat tub of goo anymore

New York is thankful for:

  • The rebirth of Brett the Jet
  • David Tyree’s spirit fingers
  • Having enough money to build a new stadium across the street for no reason at all

Philly is thankful for:

  • Quarterbacks that now know what overtime is
  • Will Smith, Boyz II men and cheese stakes
  • World Series victories over jokeshow baseball teams that come out of nowhere

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