A: If you are Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, acting like you’re still in college and not having to obey the lawful authorizes.

What almost turned out to be the 2009’s Best NBA Owner-Mother feud has suddenly lost its steam. Mark Cuban, who allegedly called Kenyon Martin a thug to his mother’s face, has issued an apology on his own blog:

So at this point I would like to apologize to you and your mom KMart for my comment. I should have not said anything and I was wrong. Hopefully you will accept the apology and we can move on.

When the series comes back to Dallas, your family, and the family of other Nuggets players are welcome to stay in my suite, with my family. Its amazing how tempers mellow when real people talk to each other and realize that its still just a game.

Reality television, anyone? Why wouldn’t the billionair Internet guru decide to

1. Broadcast that dinner date live online
2. Sell advertising dollars
3. ???
4. Profits!

Not that we want to picture any other dude naked, but read the following from Dallas Morning News, and add in your own underlined parts, remembering that Tony Romo was NAKED at the time. Let’s play a quick game of MadLibs.

Tony Romo’s three turnovers were momentarily meaningless Sunday night when players started yelling in the shower after the quarterback collapsed from a body part injury.

Athletic trainer Jim Maurer and his staff rushed into the shower as the locker room came to a near standstill. A stretcher was wheeled in, but Romo was eventually helped to his body part and taken into the vegetable room.

As someone who was standing there watching this whole scene unfold, I can tell you the players were emotion. They didn’t know what to do. Deon Anderson went out running for emergency help, but Maurer and associate athletic trainer Britt Brown were all over it.

Adam Jones, of all people, was standing there exercise, verb me, another reporter and a TV camera man to get back. Let me tell you, verb into the shower was the last place we needed to be at that moment. Jerry Jones’ personal security chief, Roosevelt Riley, came out to push everybody back and an equipment staff member grabbed all of Romo’s body part you have two of and headed to the training room.

When asked later what happened, Romo said, “Um, you know, I was just a little verb up, I guess.”

Welcome to the sexiest reality search for our nation’s hottest university.

Red Cup Media’s brand-new addition, Hottest College in America.com, is out to search for the hottest university in the nation.

Only you have the power to represent and submit real, candid photos of the hottest girls from your school. It’s entirely user-based, giving you the power to rate America’s sexiest co-eds.

Here are the current Top 10 ladies so far:

• University of Arizona (9.5 / 10)
• University of Arizona (9.33 / 10)
• Florida State (9.33 / 10)
• USC (9.31 / 10)
• UCLA (9.1 / 10)
• University of Oregon (8.83 / 10)
• University of Georgia (8.71 / 10)
• University of Arizona (8.38 / 10)
• Arizona State (8 / 10)
• University of Florida (8 / 10)

Little pink dress, please meet Sean Avery. He’s the badass that told off the NHL for devouring sloppy seconds with his wife.

In this photo, it looks like he’s the one getting fpucked.

[image via flickr]

Today, on this very Dec. 16, 2008, I’m embarrassed to share the same human build — a white male — of this man below.

But, you say, there have been many prestigious white males in life’s history, such as George Washington, Bill Gates and Scott Boras. Then watch the following video of some Florida Gators fan’s attempt at rapping to Lil Wayne and see if you feel proud:

But it goes beyond just an embarrassing — and hopefully heavily intoxication — YouTube footage. Apparently this is blackmail.

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