Sammy the Owl was ejected from a Rice men’s basketball game the other night, begging the question: Why the fuck would you name an owl Sammy?
Sammy is a name for a puppy, maybe a cat. It’s the name for a cute little kid with a missing tooth. But for an owl? How about Oliver? Oscar? Orval? Octagon?
Welcome to the sexiest reality search for our nation’s hottest university.
Red Cup Media’s brand-new addition, Hottest College in America.com, is out to search for the hottest university in the nation.
Only you have the power to represent and submit real, candid photos of the hottest girls from your school. It’s entirely user-based, giving you the power to rate America’s sexiest co-eds.
Here are the current Top 10 ladies so far:
You know what the hottest item in China is not going to be this holiday season?
The new Yao Ming transformer-esc basketball action figure.
But wait, you say. Yao Ming is from China. How would this toy not be popular?
Well, if you were a 6 year old making a creepy toy for hours on end for dirt pay, would you want to go straight home and play with it? Didn’t think so.
Shaquille O'Neal
Everybody recalls junior and senior years of high school — it’s when all those “First Time ‘B’ Moments” struck: First beer, first blackout, and first blowjob. But somewhere lost in those inaugural experiences came your inability to look halfway presentable on the one hour that really mattered: the dreaded yearbook pose.
And very much like us mortal humans, today’s All-Star professional athletes and celebrities suffered through the bad haircuts and awkward smiles accompanied by those everlasting high school yearbook photos.
After scouring the nation’s high school yearbook archive, we can finally confirm that Chris Berman was formally half mentally retarded. Or a decendant of Peter Griffin.
Caution children under the age of 12:
(Actually, strike that. This includes people above the age of 12, too:)
Bear-like Houston Rockets mascots enjoy scaring the shit through your jeans, down your legs and through your socks. Classic freak outs ensue: