Believe it or not, this was printed last season. Who knew they were actually profits?

Though the Michigan football team doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell to upset Ohio State this weekend, it’s still a pretty big rivalry game. In fact, our boy Ari at Buckeyegrove.com told us the Web site is running about 40 stories this week leading up to the  game.

In that span, you’ll probably need some shit tickets. So for those bajillion Buckeye fans out there in need, here’s a great way to celebrate the Wolverines’ shitty season. Literally.

Need some extra fun while your poopin? Try this out.