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Pregame, game and postgame, all in the amount of time it takes to spell Tostitos correctly. Buckeye Nation, who have suffered through three consecutive BCS bowl game losses, could probably use more beer than this man’s mug:

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Welcome to the sexiest reality search for our nation’s hottest university.

Red Cup Media’s brand-new addition, Hottest College in America.com, is out to search for the hottest university in the nation.

Only you have the power to represent and submit real, candid photos of the hottest girls from your school. It’s entirely user-based, giving you the power to rate America’s sexiest co-eds.

Here are the current Top 10 ladies so far:

• University of Arizona (9.5 / 10)
• University of Arizona (9.33 / 10)
• Florida State (9.33 / 10)
• USC (9.31 / 10)
• UCLA (9.1 / 10)
• University of Oregon (8.83 / 10)
• University of Georgia (8.71 / 10)
• University of Arizona (8.38 / 10)
• Arizona State (8 / 10)
• University of Florida (8 / 10)

Anytime a name becomes a verb, more so common in today’s generation, there’s no doubt a hilarity factor of +3. In this instance, some middle school school punks have taken the liberty to bring Lebron James into the next generation of gaming.

Guard your pocket protector before the jocks start LeBron Jamesing you.

I spy with my little eye, Ohio State quarterback Terrell Pryor:

• In the movie aisle of a Wal*Mart-like establishment
• Boasting the goofiest kicks ever invented: Crocs
• Bosting Ohio State Crocs. At least he’s spirited
• Chilling with Ms. Drama and Ms. Action-Horror. Or is it Action-Whore?
• With The Back-in-the-Day Afro Movies: Pride, Pursuit of Happiness, and Remember the Titans — all behind Ms. Drama’s badonkadonk
• With The Sad Sports Movie: We Are Marshall, under Pryor’s ball bag
• With The I Can’t Tell You I’m a Superhero Because I’m Embarrassed to be With You movie, to the right of the Action-Whore’s thunder thighs. That one makes the most sense