Dude with baby+new Michael Vick jersey+fuzzy dog ride made for kids. Oh yeah: Rad Birkenstocks.

Family Guy gave us something to laugh about, even if we felt wrong doing it, regarding douchebag dog slayer Michael Vick.

To keep this post newsworthy and somewhat relevant, Vick will appear in bankruptcy court in Virginia on Thursday morning before flying back to Philly for the Eagles’ game on that night. To combat our laughing at this Family Guy clip, we’re hoping his plane crashes. It’s Monday morning, and we have strongly conflicted emotions.

On the official Web site for the Philadelphia Eagles—you know, Michael Vick’s new team—you can get your dog one of these jerseys.

Lock up your dogs, Pennsylvania.

From ESPN:

On the surface, the Eagles are getting an immensely talented player at a relatively low rate. But they could end up paying a far higher price than the $1.6 million they’ve reportedly committed to Michael Vick over the first year of his contract.

Andy Reid’s taken a team that fell one game short of a Super Bowl in 2008 and he’s added one of the most notorious players in the game’s history. Yes, Vick has served his prison time, but in a lot of ways he’ll still be held captive by his past.

Put this is in your dictionary and read it: RingBling, noun, ostentatious jewelry for the hand.

This, along with $20-million contracts, is why America is in a ression. Well, that and a dude named George B.