Why They Suck:

• First off, how anyone can gauge a meter of “bigger” party school than others is absurd. Obviously, the bigger schools have bigger parties; that’s just standard math. Jokeshow schools like Montana State Junior Bumfuck College shouldn’t even be considered.
• And neither should any non-warm weather Sun Belt school inside the top-10, with the exception of Wisconsin.
• With that said, what in God’s name is Randolph-Macon College doing ranked SIXTH!?!?! And the University of New Hampshire at ELEVENTH!? It goes without saying those schools could never compare to Wisconsin, Ohio State, Michigan, UCLA, San Diego State and Arizona — but oh yeah, those six renowned schools were left off the list.

What am I going to do about it? Based on our biased personal and business experiences, here’s The Sports Culture’s Top 20 Party Schools nationwide:

1. Arizona State University, Tempe, Ariz
2. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga
3. University of Arizona, Tucson, Ariz
4. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla
5. San Diego State University, San Diego, Calif
6. University of Texas, Austin, Texas
7. University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisc
8. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla
9. Louisiana State University, Baton Rouge, La
10. Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio
11. University of Colorado, Boulder, Co
12. University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tenn
13. University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, Ala
14. University of California-Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Calif
15. Michigan State University, East Lansing, Mich
16. University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich
17. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W.Va.
18. Penn State University, University Park, Pa
19. University of Massachusetts-Amherst, Amherst, Mass
20. University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas

Debate all you want.