Now with a dedicated league for the ladies, this year’s Lingerie Bowl will actually mean something, like the NBA All-Star game:

“Lingerie Bowl VII is scheduled to feature the winners of the LFL’s Western and Eastern Conference opposite Super Bowl XLIV’s halftime show in Miami, Florida on February 7, 2010. The Western Conference Los Angeles Temptation will play the Eastern Conference Chicago Bliss.”

Gotta love Super Bowl betting.

Take a look at his name, and you might mistake it for Greg OLDen.

But take a look at his recreation and his audience, and you know right away: Yep, dude’s still a kid.

Woods is the cover boy of Vanity Fair’s February issue. The magazine’s celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz, has not confirmed when the shot of Woods was taken, but the magazine does state that the “raw, never before seen” photo shoot took place before the golfer’s fall from grace.

But we don’t really care when the photo was taken; we want to know how. You know the question that is burning in our mind: Did Tiger tap Leibovitz with his putter in order for her to get his permission for a shot like this?

According to the Associated Press, Journalists saw an ambulance speed past the secured neighborhood where Obama was staying. The ambulance then left the neighborhood with a black sedan trailing.

But no worries, “After a brief delay, Obama returned to the course.”

If only Obama was as persistent about saving the country’s economy as he is about finishing a round of golf . . .

1. Reindeer play basketball

2. Reindeer, much like white men, can’t jump.

3. Santa Claus is black.

Or getting away with murder.

To brighten up his days in the slammer, Juice has reverted to working on a play and a TV sitcom inspired by prison life, according to the Chicago Sun Times. OJ, however, wouldn’t be able to take credit for his absurd piece of work.

Don’t look for O.J. to be selling his ideas to Broadway or a network. ”He can’t officially be the author of any of this, or else whatever money he’d make could be grabbed by the Brown family,” said my source, referring to relatives of Simpson’s murdered ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. ”If anything comes of this, look for O.J.’s daughter Sydney Simpson to be the official author.”

But wait, aren’t sitcoms supposed to be funny? Yeah, we know. They’re not all funny. We’ve seen “Roseanne.”

How the hell can you make OJ’s life in prison funny through a TV show? This has got to be good.

Alex Rodriguez

A-Rod and Hudson have broken up, according to US Magazine.

Sources say the couple broke it off peacefully, without the use of golf clubs or the necessity of running into a fire hydrant and a tree.

TSC Note: This is the fifth straight blog post in which we used a Tiger Woods joke. We’re aiming for a Guinness World Record.