OJ Simpson must be really bored in prison. The food is probably bland, the walls are bare and damn it, ‘Who Dropped the Soap?’ isn’t as challenging as winning the Heisman was.

Or getting away with murder.

To brighten up his days in the slammer, Juice has reverted to working on a play and a TV sitcom inspired by prison life, according to the Chicago Sun Times. OJ, however, wouldn’t be able to take credit for his absurd piece of work.

Don’t look for O.J. to be selling his ideas to Broadway or a network. ”He can’t officially be the author of any of this, or else whatever money he’d make could be grabbed by the Brown family,” said my source, referring to relatives of Simpson’s murdered ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. ”If anything comes of this, look for O.J.’s daughter Sydney Simpson to be the official author.”

But wait, aren’t sitcoms supposed to be funny? Yeah, we know. They’re not all funny. We’ve seen “Roseanne.”

How the hell can you make OJ’s life in prison funny through a TV show? This has got to be good.

• Took a Breathalyzer test. He passed.
• Got wasted because Toby Gerhart didn’t win the Heisman trophy.
• Got questioned by the law as to why it was wearing Kanye stunna shades.
• Failed to stand on one branch, touch its nose and say the alphabet backwards.

Alex Rodriguez has a brand new World Series ring from his recent win with the Yankees, but the third baseman won’t have a wedding ring for Kate Hudson.

A-Rod and Hudson have broken up, according to US Magazine.

Sources say the couple broke it off peacefully, without the use of golf clubs or the necessity of running into a fire hydrant and a tree.

TSC Note: This is the fifth straight blog post in which we used a Tiger Woods joke. We’re aiming for a Guinness World Record.

“They say Tiger made a mistake or 10,
But is he really that different from other men,
Who would gladly trade him just to see,
What it’s like to have an opportunity,
To lay any woman in the land,
And to never have to use your hand,

The only mistake that Tiger made,
Was the mistake of getting married,
If he hadn’t, then it would be OK,
And he wouldn’t be getting buried,
He could be like Wilt out on the tour,
And he’d never be called a cheater,
The public all would think he’s pure,
He could be like Derek Jeter“

Yesterday Accenture dropped Tiger Woods from its sponsorship. We’re going to go ahead and keep milking these Tiger Woods jokes for as long as we can.