Pinch yourself. It’s real.
The Yankees won’t play in the postseason for the first time since starting their impressive run in 1995. With five games left on New York’s roster — two at Toronto and three at Boston — the organization has decided to forego the duration of the season.
That’s right. Sources say construction will be sped up [...]

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Alex Rodriguez denied the fact that he had an affair with Madonna. Whether he was boinking her or not, though, she’s gonna benefit from his generosity.
According to the New York Daily News, Stray-Rod is going to be giving Madonna’s charity, Raising Malawi, “at least $500,000.”
But that’s not he strangest thing.
The Yankee will almost [...]

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ESPN pulled a Roger Clemens. No, it didn’t misremember. It was caught in a cheating scandal.
The Disney-owned ESPN has asked its local affiliates to stop airing an ad for AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that promotes cheating on significant others. “Life is short. Have an affair,” is the site’s trademarked slogan. Scaaaaaandalous.
The president of the [...]

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A-Rod’s estranged wife desperately needs to update her MySpace page.
Granted, there’s always a chance that it could be fake, but C-Rod leads us to believe this page is legit, based on personal photos like the two former lovebirds in Santa caps, baby pictures, and even A-Rod blowing out birthday cake candles.
But the stale page, last [...]

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Holy. Shit.
This is Madonna after she walked out of a Kabbalah Center in NYC. Observations about this photo:

A-Rod must have been utilizing the brown bag technique. Or even plastic.
And he was running around on her? Is he fucking stupid?
She looks like trailer park trash.
Ever heard of a brush?
Please don’t eat the children.

Shamless Plug: Celebrate A-Rod’s [...]

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Brandon Jennings has agreed to play in Italy (LA Times)
The most attractive people who went to the ESPYS (With Leather)
Why A-Rod left the All-Star game so early (The Sports Hernia)
The East Carolina football team trains with kegs (Busted Coverage)
A visit to the ESPN The Mag studios (You Been Blinded)
Snoops’ [...]

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You go to the ball park to see a baseball game, right?
Nine against nine. One ball, one bat and three bases. Baseball is still America’s past time, isn’t it?
Apparently baseball is just a way to pass time at Major League stadiums. The real attraction these days are the gimmicks: The Bobbleheads, the Dodger Dog, the slide [...]

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How good of a tennis player is Andy Roddick?
Well, he beat a dude with a frying pan once. And if you follow the rules of this ESPN.com contest, you too can have the chance to be humiliated by Roddick and his cooking utensil.
If we may, TSC has some ideas along the same line of anchoring [...]

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