This guy certainly has no Asian pride, but he does have the hots for Nastia Liukin. But judging from the way that Nastia’s Pops cockblocked Deion Sanders — a famous ex-American athlete — this dude has absolutely no chance with the USA gymnast, no matter how nice he is and how much he disses the Olympic judges. Sorry dude, but you probably have a better chance with one of the girls down at the local nail salon.

It appears that little Nathaniel here is having a seizure, or has ants crawling all over his body, is unloading a massive dump in his pants or trying to get off his first nut. We can’t decide which is more entertaining to watch and which is more random, though: This or Napolian Dynamite dancing to Pop, Lock and Drop it.

Thanks to The Dirty for the find.