I’m dead serious… And like a truly dedicated Tampa Bay Rays fan, he continues to clap and contribute to the ‘Trop’s home field advantage. Or maybe she’s just terrible at giving handjobs. Seems cute from a blurry, non-HD angle, no?

Quick shots before you hit the bars:

• Tampa Bay Rays fans begin to develop Us-Against-World attitude. (Barstool)
• Let’s hear it for the New York Yankees and relations with wash-up singers! On deck: A-Rod and Madonna! (NY Daily News)
• What NBA Commish David Stern is brainstorming for future NBA Drafts. (The Sports Hernia)
• MySpace toolboxes don’t even deserve a spot in the shed. (Uncoached)
• Now this is how you pin an opponent in high school wrestling. (The YouTube machine)