College football season is right around the corner and that means it’s time to get decked out in t-shirts that absolutely bash your school’s rival into submission. We started with our anti-ASU shirt but Shame-U has many, many more for the biggest rivalries in the nation. Many of them are downright hilarious.

What’s really funny, though, is that the best shirt doesn’t pertain to any team at all. Instead, it’s all about one certain long-legged ESPN reporter who is known around the blogosphere as simply EA. The Mr. Erin Andrews shirts were good, but Shame-U’s “Erin Andrews is a R.I.L.F.” is genius.

You can rock this shirt no matter who’s playing who and you’ll almost always be on the good side. Then when it’s basketball season, guess what? You can wear it some more. When you’re dreaming about EA being a R.I.L.F. at night — you know it — it’s your new nighty. You really can’t lose with this shirt. Unless you just don’t like hot women who happen to have amazing sports jobs.

Why do the baddest dudes always get the most smokin’ babes?

Marcus Vick, the brother of scumbag Michael Vick, was arrested (again) on Friday for driving under the influence, reckless driving, driving with a suspended license and eluding police. His very sexy passenger, Delicia Lenora Cordon was charged with being drunk in public and two counts of inducing boners to law enforcement officers.

Absolutely stunning pictures of her after the jump. She makes J-Lo’s booty look like a product of iHop’s 99-cent pancake breakfast special.

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