In this modern day of technology, businesses and organizations continue to rely on old-school teleconferences, essentially leaving the gap open for pranksters who can figure out what line to dial into. Observe:

Any questions for Pete Carroll?

Pranker: Regarding the Pac-10, I was wondering what players in the conference are packing 10 in their shorts? Like who’s got the biggest . . .

Moderator: Cut him off, please.

Pranker: That’s a legitimate question.