Don Imus reminds me of the 97-year-old white guy wash-up that still thinks Rosa Parks didn’t call shotgun. Now, Imus, directly associated with his Shot Heard Around The World, is back at being what he is best — general rule of thumb: once a douche, always a douche.

Guy: “He’s been arrested six times since being drafted by Tennesse in 2005…”
Imus: “What color is he?”
Guy: “…He’s African-American”
Imus: “Well. There you go. Now we know.”