I want to bail out my bros . . . on Wall Street

Doug Christie might not write the headlines in the sports pages all the time, but at least for one morning, he can grab a newspaper and see himself in ink.

Except this isn’t your Sunday morning sports section. It’s the Wall Street Journal, the default “Billy Madison’s Newspaper Over Piss” choice for all sports fans.

Christie and his wife decided to do something most NBA players are incapable of — putting out a press release.

And in that press release, Christie spoke in words that would flunk most NBA players in English 101 — complete sentences.

And in those complete sentences, Christie broke the Wall Street NBA Glass Ceiling. He and his wife want to help bail out the AIG financial crisis.

Ohhhh, bail! Yeah, like when we bail out teammates after arrests, right?