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College student-athletes usually appear in the police beat for drinking, drugs or violence. (Or all three).

Then there’s Penn State basketball player, Stanley Pringle, who got a little too horny during a study sesh.

Pringle, no relation to the snack, was caught masturbating near a woman at the PSU library in March.

Yesterday, the Whack Attack case ended and now allows Pringle to “enter a first-time offenders program that could clear his record,” according the Daily Collegian.

The victim then reported hearing a “smacking sound, like Pringle’s hand was smacking against the skin of his body,” according to the complaint. Police said she also told them Pringle began making moaning sounds after answering his cell phone.

“This is how I chill ma’am,” Pringle told the investigating officer, placing his hand down the front of his sweatpants, according to the criminal complaint.

He also asked the officer: “Why would I need to masturbate?” according to the complaint.

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If any university or institution currently offers a degree in Lame Duckology, please sign me up, because here’s what the industry leader has been up to:

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Out of all the crazy stories, tales, and mishaps that happen during spring break (ahh, Mexico), file this two-minute TruTV clip in the Unintentionally Hilarious archive.

(Also filed: My roommate that hit on a 51-year-old mother at a bar, immediately after mackin’ and grindin’ in the previous club with a drugged out Tiny Dancer. Also filed: Girl whose parents flew in from Chicago, then drove into Mexico to bring her home after she fell and busted her face in the hotel — on the first night while pre-gaming. No big deal.)

She looks so young, so innocent, so candid — the perfect combo for the trifecta storyline: Suspense, drama, rejoice. It’s almost heart-warming at the end, when the cop gets a creepy blast-from-the-past, recalling her own drunken college years and dropping the cliche, “I was once a girl like you!” line.

With such a riveting plot, we’ve got a two-for-one special: Would You Beat?

Vote 1 star for the flasher, Vote 5 stars for the cop

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