Fresh off serving her suspension for comparing Celtics supporters to Hitler, Jemele Hill is back with a kiss-and-make-up free-of-controversy-column on how the NBA Western Conference was overrated.

Check that (like Jim Rome interviewing Chris Everett):

The past few Western Conference teams in the Finals have had one very obvious character flaw:

They’ve been softer than John Daly’s midsection.

Woooooahhhhh. Now, now. About seven million Americans are Jewish. OK. HOW-EH-VA: Approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight. The middle part of such vend diagram? Unknown.

Always ensuring a well-rounded education to our readers:

• Arizona’s Jordan Hill on voting: “I’m just gonna leave it to the professionals, I don’t know what’s going on. I ain’t looking at no CNN, no kinda news to see what’s going on, so I ain’t gonna vote.” (GoAZCats.com)
• In effort to compete with YouTube’s “two girls one cup reaction clips,” the newest Red Sox posts his reaction to hearing his name in the MLB draft. Sans the poop. (Red Sox Monster)
• Why athletes go broke, featuring five prime time athletes that abused the shit out of American Express Black card. (Brian Cuban)
• Death, taxes, and Erin Andrews always looking sexy. (Mr. Irrelevant)
• I hate Skip Bayless and so should you. (Deadspin)

And by the way, Luke Walton joined our Facebook group.