Mother of 11-year-old boy who shot hole-in-one: I’m a dumb bitch, what’s a hole-in-one?
August 8th, 2008
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So here’s the deal. There was this 11-year-old boy named Allan who was screwing around on a golf course with his buddy. Only his third time golfing, Allan dropped a ball into a hole 150 yards away on one shot. Yeah, that’s an ace. A hole-in-one. The full-court shot of golf.
Funny thing is, the kid didn’t know what he did was so special. Not because he’s 11 and had only golfed twice before. No. He didn’t know it was so special because his parents raised him in a fucking box.
Want proof?
Allan was mum about his hole-in-one when he got home, and never told his mom, Karen, about it. “I didn’t even know what a hole-in-one was,” she said. “We’re not golf people.”