Manny Ramirez got a haircut between Wednesday’s and Thursday’s games against the Phillies but his barber was the one who cleaned up the best. Though Ramirez was “within the rules of cleaning it up a little bit,” according to Dodgers skipper Joe Torre, his locks still make him look like:

• The cousin of Medusa
• A Bob Marley imposter
• A dirty bum
• A damn woman

The weird thing is that Ramirez went hitless in the game after he cut his hair. This comes after Torre said: “He haunts me with this. He says every time he gets a hit, it’s the hair. I say it’s the ability.”

Maybe it’s the hair after all. But whatever it is, his barber is getting paid for doing very little work.