A-Rod’s estranged wife desperately needs to update her MySpace page.

Granted, there’s always a chance that it could be fake, but C-Rod leads us to believe this page is legit, based on personal photos like the two former lovebirds in Santa caps, baby pictures, and even A-Rod blowing out birthday cake candles.

But the stale page, last updated Nov. 21, 2007, would bring a totally different spin in today’s post-divorce era. (Something tells us her tag line would most likely not say, “I am my husbands biggest fan!!”)

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• Joe Buck, FOX play-by-play announcer, doesn’t really watch sports. He watches the bachelorette. (Awful Announcing)
• Conspiracy: Team USA basketball not fond of the all day i dream about sex company. (CNBC)
• The sloppy career of A-Rod’s off-field adventures must be a family thing: his wife Cynthia is bangin’ Lenny Kravitz (all together now, “ohhh! I want to get awayyyy! I want to flyyyyyy awayyyy yeahhhh yeahhhh!) (Barstool)
• An ode to this country (KSK)
• No more standing in tackle football stadiums. (The Sports Hernia)