Oh now we get it. Manny + Hollywood. But maybe West Hollywood actually does have a hardon?

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Nobody found it shady that Manny Ramirez dogged his last few weeks in Boston just so Scott Boras could slimeball another contract after this season? It wasn’t blatent that Manny selfishly shit on the front doorstep just so John Henry wouldn’t pick up his option for 2009? Woa, woa — players might actually care about [...]

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Bust open the tissue box, here are some of my favorite Manny moments:
*que that sad Titanic-esque music*

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Dear Guy On The T,
Last night, on the outbound train from the (very ugly) Sox game, I told you that Manny Ramirez was going to be traded. And although it sounded like I knew what I was talking about, by citing my phone as an inside source, in reality, I had no clue, despite everything [...]

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Manny Ramirez, meet a town that has no problem with showing up late to games.
Welcome (officially) to La la land — a place that many Sox fans thought Manny spent most of his time mentally.
Ramirez will head west to a completely opposite city from Boston in a three-team deal that sends Jason Bay to the [...]

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Gathering the day’s news while wondering if a Bill Belichick sex tape exists (Or maybe it’s just a walk through) . . .

Step 1: Write about ESPN goddess Erin Andrews. Step 2: Be a jackass. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Success! (Awful Announcing)
Breaking: Manny can spell (see picture, right)
Breaking: USC Football is now gayer. Someone [...]

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With MLB trades coming more frequent this year than at a Pokemon convention, we’d like to overview what might be the biggest trade deadline in recent memory:

Despite reports last night that said the Manny-to-Florida three-way deal was all but approved by Big Bud, Jayson Stark reports that there’s a 50-50 shot at all three GMs [...]

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It’s been a yearly ritual in Boston since 2003 to devote a day’s worth of ink to Anti-Manny propaganda. Unlike Patriots Day in Massachusetts — an annual holiday held each April — nobody can quite precisely pinpoint this recent phase.
The Red Sox first put Manny on waivers in 2003, sparking an outrageously opinionated war between [...]

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