On any given Saturday, an entire army of drunken college students brings its ensuing witty, smartass remarks. Heckling: True story. It’s the dirty sludge in any NCAA football/basketball game, often spit at our precious student-athletes.

But in today’s modern era of Facebooks, MySpaces, YourSpaces and OurSpaces, the public eye has gained a new, Big Brother perspective into their favorite Big Brother On Campus.

A few new tactics have evolved since such discovery. Prior to the big game on Saturday, some student sections have organized a cult-like massive “poke” on the opposing quarterback on Facebook. Granted, that’s an innocent form of heckling — and kinda creepy, if you really know what poking means. But this, on the other hand, was tasteless and coward-esque way of talking trash behind a computer.

Exhibit A: Here’s a wall post recently written on Portland Trailblazer rookie Jerryd Bayless’ profile:

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A-Rod’s estranged wife desperately needs to update her MySpace page.

Granted, there’s always a chance that it could be fake, but C-Rod leads us to believe this page is legit, based on personal photos like the two former lovebirds in Santa caps, baby pictures, and even A-Rod blowing out birthday cake candles.

But the stale page, last updated Nov. 21, 2007, would bring a totally different spin in today’s post-divorce era. (Something tells us her tag line would most likely not say, “I am my husbands biggest fan!!”)

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While firework debris roams the streets of metropolitan areas nationwide, we would like to rekindle the fire with another edition of ‘Would You Beat?’

But enough American-lovin’ patriotism from over the weekend — it’s time to hop overseas:

Today’s edition features our MySpace friend, Natalia from Athens, Greece.

Lance put her in our top 8 — by no particular means, other than, she’s sexy — so we’d like to repay her Natalia for givin’ us some eye candy by givin’ some virtual love.

Her Sharpiebrows don’t help, but a nice set of +2’s easily cancels that. TSC Approves. Do you?

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Quick shots before you hit the bars:

• Tampa Bay Rays fans begin to develop Us-Against-World attitude. (Barstool)
• Let’s hear it for the New York Yankees and relations with wash-up singers! On deck: A-Rod and Madonna! (NY Daily News)
• What NBA Commish David Stern is brainstorming for future NBA Drafts. (The Sports Hernia)
• MySpace toolboxes don’t even deserve a spot in the shed. (Uncoached)
• Now this is how you pin an opponent in high school wrestling. (The YouTube machine)