I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ahh, yes the strange, sexy and demented lyrics of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats.”  And though Underwood is the one who sings this song, Jessica Simpson may be the one acting on the lyrics. We’re not talking about a duet or a song cover. We’re talking about mad revenge.

Turns out Dallas QB Tony Romo still gives Underwood, his ex, a call here and then. And there’s nothing wrong with calling a sexy diva like Underwood on occasion, unless of course, your new squeeze is Jessica Simpson, another music diva who just so happens to be trying to get into the country scene. And is trying to get pregnant with Romo’s kid.

Romo better watch out who’s number he’s calling and hope to God that Simpson doesn’t listen too closely to Underwood’s lyrics.

Just one day after we uncovered shocking photos of the UGA football team partying with clear cups, yet another batch of NCAA Football Player Partying Photos have surfaced revolving around more anti-red cup establishment.

Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen, shown here, participated in the Beer Olympics in this undated photo just released today.

(Our version of the Beer Olympics consists of a tandem squad that must hit nine beer pong cups in between successful flip cup seshes. It’s a head-to-head battle, first team to complete the task wins. However, there are many different variations.)

What’s with the clear cups these days? Doesn’t the NCAA know that Red Cups automatically provides the invisible cloak against alcohol. It’s just apple juice, dammit!

P.S.: What’s with the pinkey finger? Is this a new threat to the Scissor Gang Mafia?

Brett Favre’s Adventures in 2008 might be the longest, most drawn out dramatic story in recent sports history.

(Well, besides SpyGate, Tim Donoghue, Michael Vick’s dog fighting, Roger Clemens’ epic fall…. ah hell who am I kidding? We’re numb to these kinds of stories)

So numb, in fact, ESPN could open a new network devoted to all this crap we’ve been force-fed over the past 16 months.

Now, with Favre’s most recent twist of fate, the former current Vikings backup quarterback might call out Green Bay’s bluff(?) of forcing Favre to be a backup quarterback for Aaron Rogers (who could be just as — if not more — neglected than Vick’s dogs.)

“It’s tempting just to, as everyone said, you know, call their bluff or whatever,” Favre said. “I think it’s going to be a circus in itself already, whether I go there, whatever.” [ESPN]

New England Patriots career backup quarterback, Matt Cassel, could have found another a career in the signing and dancing industry — a career where he actually performs. (Take notes, Matt Lienart, on safe alternatives to killing time in the off-season)

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