When Lil’ Romeo is done with college at USC, maybe he’ll rap in an eloquent manner like this.

Stick to swimming and quit scaring the children, Phelpsey imposter.

It’s hard for some to realize that the Madden football games are just that — video games. But some people take it way too seriously. Rappers Bow Wow and The Game are two perfect examples.

Rather than settling their differences by battling on the stage with a mic and a crowd, they’re going head to head by playing football against each other — Madden football. And on the line is $100 thousand. Yes, $100 grand over a fucking football video game.

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E-mail: Good day! I’m curious what you may think of this video involving Terrell Owens?
Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens & Three 6 Mafia talk music, fame and Eva Mendes. This is the pilot episode of our new music and sports series, FACETIME presented by Puma. Anyhow, thanks for checking it out!
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At first, DJ Paul and Juicy J of Three Six Mafia give us an uncomfortable feeling deep in the pits of our stomachs. Why in the world are these gangster rappers conducting an interview? we asked. “We’re doing a conversation piece called FACETIME. Uhh, we gonna ask you some questions and you can ask us some questions.”

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Shaq must have anticipated that his rap would bring The Valley of the Sun a new cultural phenomenon — of all ages. (Like he gives a shit)

Now, who better to hit the youth market than the newly drafted and fun-loving Robin Lopez? Let’s get the kids excited in the U.S. Airways Center; maybe put this on the jumbotron, but include Lopez in the background with his ogre voice:

Better alert Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to take away these badges. via Deadspin

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