Rays Nation, welcome to the AL East pennant race. Please, don’t eat nuts and pose with that oddball red beer bottle. Attempt to become true fans and actually watch the games. That is all.

Sincerely,

The American League

I’m dead serious… And like a truly dedicated Tampa Bay Rays fan, he continues to clap and contribute to the ‘Trop’s home field advantage. Or maybe she’s just terrible at giving handjobs. Seems cute from a blurry, non-HD angle, no?

Quick shots before you hit the bars:

• Tampa Bay Rays fans begin to develop Us-Against-World attitude. (Barstool)
• Let’s hear it for the New York Yankees and relations with wash-up singers! On deck: A-Rod and Madonna! (NY Daily News)
• What NBA Commish David Stern is brainstorming for future NBA Drafts. (The Sports Hernia)
• MySpace toolboxes don’t even deserve a spot in the shed. (Uncoached)
• Now this is how you pin an opponent in high school wrestling. (The YouTube machine)