"Officer, I'm a 'website writer' don't you know who I am?"

The secret is out.

Quite possibly one of most-desired pseudo identities has been broken. TheDirty.com’s “Nik Richie” — now formally known as Hooman Karamian — was busted by the Smoking Gun today, as they published Karaminan’s extreme DUI documents from January 2008.

He plead guilty yesterday to all four counts after blowing a .165 in Scottsdale. Let’s just say a DUI in Arizona goes about as well as dog fighting with Roger Goodell.

Full report and narrative here. It’s irony at its finest hour.