I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ahh, yes the strange, sexy and demented lyrics of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats.”  And though Underwood is the one who sings this song, Jessica Simpson may be the one acting on the lyrics. We’re not talking about a duet or a song cover. We’re talking about mad revenge.

Turns out Dallas QB Tony Romo still gives Underwood, his ex, a call here and then. And there’s nothing wrong with calling a sexy diva like Underwood on occasion, unless of course, your new squeeze is Jessica Simpson, another music diva who just so happens to be trying to get into the country scene. And is trying to get pregnant with Romo’s kid.

Romo better watch out who’s number he’s calling and hope to God that Simpson doesn’t listen too closely to Underwood’s lyrics.

It’s no secret that diva Jessica Simpson and Cowboys QB Tony Romo, are — you know — doing it. But apparently he’s been boinking her without his helmet on, if you know what we mean. Simpson was rumored to be pregnant with Romo’s baby. Well, either Romo’s or the mail man’s.

Turn’s out she’s not actually pregos, but they told the Romo family anyway. Whoops. But is it really that surprising? After all, this is the woman who asked if Chicken of the Sea was “chicken or is it tuna?” Maybe she is dumb enough to fail a pregnancy test by reading it wrong. But when she does get pregos for real, however, we’ve got some names for the ay bay bay:

•  O.J. (Overy Jam) Simpson-Romo
• Nick Lachey Romo
• Ho-mer Simpson-Romo
• Noe Romo
• Q.B. (Quit Bangin’) Romo
• Courtney Simpson