1 Lg coke, 1 bg p-nutz & a dog LOLZ

We get the concept: You don’t want to miss any of the game. And with the way the USC football team is playing this season, who could blame the Trojan faithful?

But it’s gotten ridiculous. Fans can now text their food and beverage order into the concession stand, supposedly so they don’t miss any of the game.

But here’s the kicker. The fans actually DO have to get their asses up and go to the concession stands. It’s not room service at all. When you get to the concession stand your order is supposed to be ready but you still have to stand in line with other text-orderers and then pay for your purchase.

It’s a will-call for food and nothing more. It’s the Fast Pass system for Disney Land. Yeah, it’s a good concept to begin with. But when everyone and their mothers start doing it, the regular lines actually become shorter.

As if Americans needed another reason to text.

The Buckeyes only scored three points on the scoreboard, but they scored pretty close to a perfect 10 on this tailgating party bus.

Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

Sure, this guy holding the camera is a tool, but how about the ladies?

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