The Duke and North Carolina campuses are only separated by 10.7 miles, which means they probably share a few resources — like a county police station, local television news, and water supply.

It must be in the tap water.

How else do you describe the ridiculously high levels of goofy white basketball players that always manage to look borderline retarded? How long til Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com redirects to duke.edu?

Currently, this photo of Tyler Hansbrough is featured on ESPN.com’s college basketball page with Kyle Singler, Duke’s version of the Open Mouth Glazed Stare White Guy.

Keep your children away. And don’t drink the water.