Kobe Bryant wasn’t in town to hear Shaq tell him to taste his ass. In fact, he wasn’t even in the country.

Right after the Lakers’ were smashed by the Celtics in the NBA Finals, Bryant and his family bolted to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the embarrassment, the media and the paparazzi.

The latter swooped in on shots of Kobe’s bootylicious wife, Vanessa, and Kobe taking pictures of her.

Katelyn Faber ain’t got nothin’ on Vanessa.

Click the jump for more photos of Kobe’s Wife.

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