Our ‘Who’s Not Now’ summer special is finally winding down quicker than a slinky on a descending  escalator. Thank God. Now, four athletes remain — the top four seeds — and quite frankly, it’s anybody’s game, just like your 2008 NCAA Final Four: Part Deux.

Wow, after our first major upset yesterday — Donaghy upset Bonds — we’re off to our other semi-final matchup of Who’s Not Now.

No. 2 Roger Clemens vs. No. 3 Michael Vick. Vote, dammit!

You’ve read why they’re Not the athletes of today, now you must vote for TSC’s second round match-ups of “Who’s Not Now.” Eight athletes remain, you decide who went downhill the longest.

No. 3 Michael Vick vs. No. 6 Pacman Jones.

The beauty of our “Who’s Not Now” contest comes from the ‘Now’ aspect of our analysis. Just this week, Jones underwent a rebirth in Dallas, making peace at Cowboys camp and fittin’ into the whole ‘Big D Mancrush Club.’ The threesome of T.O., Romo, and Pacman — formally a threesome that gelled together worse than ketchup, mayonnaise, and peanut butter — have showed nothin’ but love down in the Lonestar.

Now, you decide who moves onto the Final Four by voting. Polls close tomorrow at Noon Eastern Time.

With the NBA Draft just days away, we can pretty much predict the first five-to-10 players to be chosen in the first round. It’s a little bit tougher to determine what kind of endorsement deals the top players will get, but shoe contracts will surely be signed and the biggest restaurant chains will get new spokesmen.

Then there will be the guys who get paid to endorse the products that you can only scratch your head and wonder, “Why on earth is he sponsored by this company?” It’s happened before and you know it’s going to happen again. Hopefully, for the sake of the athlete’s dignity, they don’t end up endorsing products like these:

We know now that Raph was shootin’ the juice, but did he really need help, you know, shootin’ the juice? A sponsership with a major company like Viagra will put bones in your pocket — in more than one way — but this is the most degrading product you could endorse. It shows that you’re washed up and you just don’t have it anymore.

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Why do the baddest dudes always get the most smokin’ babes?

Marcus Vick, the brother of scumbag Michael Vick, was arrested (again) on Friday for driving under the influence, reckless driving, driving with a suspended license and eluding police. His very sexy passenger, Delicia Lenora Cordon was charged with being drunk in public and two counts of inducing boners to law enforcement officers.

Absolutely stunning pictures of her after the jump. She makes J-Lo’s booty look like a product of iHop’s 99-cent pancake breakfast special.

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