Seems to us like they’re tearing down the wrong stadium.

Maybe there was some truth in all the scandals pointing to A-Rod’s alleged affair with Madonna.

In the wake of the news that Madonna is saying goodbye to her hubby, the divorce papers for Cynthia Rodriguez and the future home run king are being filed today, just weeks after news hit tabloids that A-Rod and Madonna were, ya know – doing it.

Not only is the divorce explained by the rumored affair, but so is A-Rod’s reason for not participating in the home run derby this week. He said he didn’t want to mess up his swing. Turns out, he got a new swing coach.

A-Rod joins Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman and maybe Brittany Spears to check the oil of the woman who’s most famous song is “Like a Virgin.” The 49-year-old also had a relationship with Tony Ward, a bisexual model and porn star, in the 1990s. Madonna swings like a damn monkey in the forest.

Read more…