Laguna Beach was in Florida for the weekend. Well, sorta.
Kristin Cavallari, the star of the MTV reality show Laguna Bitch Beach, aka the stupidest show known to man because it’s filled with high school drama and was only a success because of the hot bitches, took part in the Irie Weekend Celebrity Golf Tournament in [...]

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On afternoons before Red Sox games, I spent numerous occasions on the streets of Kenmore Square, loitering around in an effort to secure tickets. I never thought twice about the whole illegality of scalping in Massachusetts, but my father always kept one eye open for that undercover po’ po’.
Turns out, Massachusetts doesn’t adhere to its [...]

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Shaq must have anticipated that his rap would bring The Valley of the Sun a new cultural phenomenon — of all ages. (Like he gives a shit)
Now, who better to hit the youth market than the newly drafted and fun-loving Robin Lopez? Let’s get the kids excited in the U.S. Airways Center; maybe put this [...]

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I’ve been a longtime fan of YouTube sensation Bo Burnham since his first videos. The Boston native just signed a fat deal with Comedy Central, and now has his pun-filled skits available on iTunes. Here’s his latest stuff: (You’ll need to read and reread his lyrics to actually pick up on his incredible creativity).

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Fresh off serving her suspension for comparing Celtics supporters to Hitler, Jemele Hill is back with a kiss-and-make-up free-of-controversy-column on how the NBA Western Conference was overrated.
Check that (like Jim Rome interviewing Chris Everett):
The past few Western Conference teams in the Finals have had one very obvious character flaw:
They’ve been softer than John Daly’s midsection.
Woooooahhhhh. [...]

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Shaq drops ‘Eco-Friendly Diesel’ album (Mr. Irrelevant)
How do you wear sponsor’s logos on your soccer jersey if you’re topless? (Barstool Sports)
Wow. A Knicks fan actually accepts Danilo Gallinardi (Uncoached)
Manny Ramirez shoved a member of the Red Sox organization … over ticket allotment (Sox & Dawgs)
The best glasses in sports (The Angry T)

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So far Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo is the most successful player to get drafted last Thursday. The newest member of the Memphis Grizzlies organization inked a four-year deal with Nike, which we saw coming when the kid was in the seventh grade.
There will most certainly be an O.J. Mayo shoe on the market before too long, [...]

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When I heard all the boos on TV on Thursday night, I thought I was watching a program on George W. Bush’s approval rating. Turns out, I was watching the NBA Draft.
The Knicks picked Italy’s Danilo Gallinari with the sixth pick, much to the dismay of New York City. And not only did the Knicks [...]

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