Laguna Beach was in Florida for the weekend. Well, sorta.
Kristin Cavallari, the star of the MTV reality show Laguna Bitch Beach, aka the stupidest show known to man because it’s filled with high school drama and was only a success because of the hot bitches, took part in the Irie Weekend Celebrity Golf Tournament in Miami this past weekend. Kevin Federline, Nick Cannon, Danny Masterson and Brody Jenner – Cavallari’s former hookup – were also down to participate in The Sport that Tiger Built.
But as we’ve learned from recent celebrity golf events, nobody takes them seriously. You can tell when you look at Cavallari’s feet. Ahh, who are we kidding? It’s not her feet we keep staring at.
This isn’t Cavallari’s first go-round with dimpled balls. She also dated Matt Leinart for a while. And if his balls are like his cheeks … well you get the picture.
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On afternoons before Red Sox games, I spent numerous occasions on the streets of Kenmore Square, loitering around in an effort to secure tickets. I never thought twice about the whole illegality of scalping in Massachusetts, but my father always kept one eye open for that undercover po’ po’.
Turns out, Massachusetts doesn’t adhere to its scalping laws, in light of today’s accusations against former Red Sox GM Dan Duquette. According to the Boston Globe, Duquette sold his two 2004 Red Sox World Series tickets to Pittsfield Mayor James M. Ruberto for face value in exchange for favors. According to the report:
The commission alleges that the transaction violated the state’s conflict of interest law because face-value tickets were not available at the time to the general public. Tickets were selling on the Internet for $600 to $2,000 per ticket, according to the statement from the ethics commission’s enforcement division.
“By selling the World Series tickets to Ruberto at face value, where the general public could only obtain such tickets at prices more than $50 over face value, Duquette provided something of substantial value to Ruberto for or because of official acts to be performed by Ruberto as mayor,” the statement says.
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Shaq must have anticipated that his rap would bring The Valley of the Sun a new cultural phenomenon — of all ages. (Like he gives a shit)
Now, who better to hit the youth market than the newly drafted and fun-loving Robin Lopez? Let’s get the kids excited in the U.S. Airways Center; maybe put this on the jumbotron, but include Lopez in the background with his ogre voice:
Better alert Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to take away these badges. via Deadspin
I’ve been a longtime fan of YouTube sensation Bo Burnham since his first videos. The Boston native just signed a fat deal with Comedy Central, and now has his pun-filled skits available on iTunes. Here’s his latest stuff: (You’ll need to read and reread his lyrics to actually pick up on his incredible creativity).
Fresh off serving her suspension for comparing Celtics supporters to Hitler, Jemele Hill is back with a kiss-and-make-up free-of-controversy-column on how the NBA Western Conference was overrated.
Check that (like Jim Rome interviewing Chris Everett):
The past few Western Conference teams in the Finals have had one very obvious character flaw:
They’ve been softer than John Daly’s midsection.
Woooooahhhhh. Now, now. About seven million Americans are Jewish. OK. HOW-EH-VA: Approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight. The middle part of such vend diagram? Unknown.
