As the Roger Clemens smear campaign keeps getting uglier, at what point in time does an artificial boost in confidence cum into play?

Common now, let’s just leave out all sexual puns between baseball and sex on this one — Clemens took Viagra, according to the New York Daily News.

Oh screw that.

The timeline of the Rocket’s crash-and-burn sexual exposure certainly ties together with the logistics of taking the Blue Pill.

Maybe the guy just wanted the sexual drive of a 15-year-old? (Or, at least, match one).

Maybe Clemens just wanted to throw his wood as hard as he could back in 2000, back when he was 37 years old — a time when screwing John Daley’s ex wife came natural (literally).

Or quite possibly, he just needed to compensate for those shrinking balls.