Our findings all set nicely in a picnic basket, sorted as The Big Three:

• Kobe Bryant, slightly gay basketball player. He got a manicure before Game 2. PS: His wife’s right tit looks funky in the corresponding picture. (The Big Lead) Then again, it’s the same thing Michael Jordan did when he was in his prime. Maybe gay is OK.
• Troy Percival still resorts to the “Your Mom” jokes ever so often — at fans. (Deadspin).
• News item: Man drove around drunk in effort to sober up so his mom wouldn’t be mad at him coming home hammered. Cops booked him for a DUI, and it’s a true story. (Barstool Sports)