Terrell Owens got flack for not answering phone calls from the NFL, which was trying to set up a random drug test last week. Was it just a coincidence that the phone calls came on the same day that Owens agreed to a contract extension with the Cowboys worth a guaranteed $13 million?

Once he was able to get to the phone, he passed the test and has reportedly never failed a drug test before.

But maybe it wasn’t just the contract extension that was keeping TO busy. Now we really know where TO was and why he couldn’t get to the phone. He was chillin’ with his boy Barry Bonds, who is currently out of a job and can’t pass a drug test.

Non-steroid injected athletes are at ease, as seen in this photo supplied by The Dirty. TO is relaxed with his hands around these honeys. He’s got a natural smile, loose posture and he hides his erection fairly well.

The shooter on the left has guilt written all over him: The straight back. The squishing of the legs together to conceal the weapon. The clinched fist. The blue fruity drink. So he’s making the best of it, hanging out with college girls and athletes whose sports are actually in the offseason.

The combination of the girls and the athletes creates a perfect scene of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Only, which is which?