Looks like Barstool Sports already printed banner No. 17, and de-facto-Level-10-jynx Dan Shaughnessy already declared it a lock, so why not map out a parade route using the Google Maps machine:

And to your right, the obligatory front-page A1 parade feature photo. Eerily similar to the roles Manny and Dougie played in this photo, use a little sense of imagination here:

Caption:

Boston Celtics captain Paul Pierce (foreground) holds up a fan’s sign at yesterday’s rolling rally on Boylston Street, while token white bench substitute Brian Scalabrine (background) pumps his fists in joy, as the Celtics celebrated their first NBA Finals Championship since 1986. (Barry Chin / Boston Globe Photo).

Not only has Boston yet to host a parade in warm weather (damn those 40 degree afternoons of shitty weather in October and February), but neither the Red Sox or Patriots have clinched a championship in Beantown. (World Series: St. Louis, Denver; Super Bowl: New Orleans, Houston, Jacksonville, Arizona).

However, with your favorite keg-killing college students home for the summer (BC, BU, Northeastern), it’s highly unlikely the YouTube machine will produce another odd musical to riots like this one: