Editor’s Note: The Sports Culture will be blogging live from Boston tomorrow afternoon for the Celtics victory parade. I just keep telling myself: It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Close doesn’t count, only in horseshoes, hand granades and guessing parade routes. TitleTown will host its sixth parade in seven years Thursday at 11 a.m., after nearly plagiarizing TSC’s Mock Parade Route 4.0.

And unlike TSC’s recent discovery of Bad Stuff Always Happens at 3 a.m., I have a feeling that our “Good Stuff Always Happens at 11 a.m.” hypothesis should go through the scientific formula. After all, any hour that includes a whole 6o seconds to make a wish (11:11) should instantly pull mad props to a Goodness Hour.

Regardless, here’s the parade route and information.