Editor’s Note: Ari tries to be the most sexually inappropiate person at all times — most notably in the conference room where it shouldn’t be allowed. But it’s all for laughs. All writers get writer’s block at times but Ari, more often than not, get’s writer’s cock — where the sexual juices, mixed in with sports, of course, flow like a river. Hopefully more often than a woman’s menstrual cycle, Writer’s Cock will be a regular feature on The Sports Culture.

Who is better? Cubs or White Sox? When looking at this weekend’s Chicago vs. Chicago series, it’s practically like looking at the same team. Heck, it’s Chicago vs. Chicago.

Judging by the teams’ best looking fans in a TSC previous post, however, it may be a mirror that you would like to avoid. I mean, they were cute, but if that’s the best, remind me never to move to that city.

Moving forward, both teams are currently sitting in first place in their perspective divisions, and both are surely going to fall out of that spot like a fat kid in a track meet. The White Sox will blow their lead (before the team blows its load at the fact they are good) to the Cleveland Indians a few weeks after the All-Star break and the Cubs. … Well, you know the rest.

How many people are sick and tired of the Cubs fans saying there is a curse? How ’bout this — your team blows and that’s the reason they haven’t won a World Series in 100 years. Steve Bartman is the only person in the outfield that can make that play. The only goats that made the curse are the ugly chicks that sit in the stands at Wrigley Field.

The city of Cleveland hasn’t won a title in any sport since the mid-1960s, and there are no excuses. They suck. There is no curse. The curse is a lack of front office moves to bring in Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen to win a quick title. Sports are simple: Spend the money and get the results. I mean, take the Red Sox. They were “cursed” too, then they turned into the New York Yankees, spent money, and won two titles.

After a rather extended rant on Cubs crybabies, I will continue on with the pick. Both teams have loud-mouth, obnoxious managers who say absurd stuff and throw temper tantrums when their teams fall apart. Maybe because Chicago seems to have a lack of pussy they can blow steam off with? Who knows? I wish somebody would just tell them to shut the fuck up. I like Ozzie more, because, well, he won a World Series.

So there is the answer. The White Sox are better because they win and don’t complain about their history. They cover it up because they are cheaters. Whatever gets it done. I guess they’d rather cheat than complain.