Editor’s Note: TSC will be live in NYC for the NBA Draft. We’ve heard reports that the Knicks might trade down to pick us, but that’s still merely speculation.

The marketing department at Wrigly kinda botched its latest “Doublemint Twins” successor.

Granted, on paper it looked good. Brook and Robin are typically names reserved for sexy foxes, or pseudo porn names, nevertheless.

But nope. It’s Brook and Robin Lopez, Stanford’s 7-foot NBA lottery-aspiring twins.

Here’s how it probably transpired in the conference room:

Senior Marketing President: Alright bring in the ladies for the commercial.

Jokeshow Yesman: Uhhhh, yeah here they right are.

SMP: What… the….

Robin: Hi! I like Disney! And stuff that girls like!

Brook: Yeah it’s true, he sleeps on the floor in my dorm and listens to Michael Jackson.

SMP: Uhh… Fine that’ll work let’s go.